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Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK.

You are terrified of people who are STRONG.

You are an insufferable PANSY who takes comfort in hiding behind things and HIGHTAILING IT in order to protect your balls, whether it is at the expense of others or not.

While you have a deep appreciation for HOOFBEASTS, they often SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU and you prefer to stick to the company of hoofbeasts of smaller variety. You have a constant and irrational fear of your BRITTLE BONES being broken by mighty hooves such as those befitting of MUSCLEBEASTS.

You are often the subject of STREET BRAWLS and the victim of BULLIES who are STRONGER THAN YOU. You often lose teeth because of your misfortune.

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D —> Good morning

D —> I wonder where Aurthour is
D —> He’s gone missing again

+ 5 notes Thursday April 28th

dotinglusus reblogged this from daveisachump and added:

BoY, dOn’t bE RuDe. ThE KiD’S GoT EnOuGh pRoBlEmS WiThOuT YoU AdDiNg tO It.
mylittlehoofbeast reblogged this from daveisachump and added:

D —> If you want me to lie, I could say it’s a pleasure to meet you
daveisachump reblogged this from mylittlehoofbeast and added:

i’m john, troll.
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