You are an insufferable PANSY who takes comfort in hiding behind things and HIGHTAILING IT in order to protect your balls, whether it is at the expense of others or not.
While you have a deep appreciation for HOOFBEASTS, they often SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU and you prefer to stick to the company of hoofbeasts of smaller variety. You have a constant and irrational fear of your BRITTLE BONES being broken by mighty hooves such as those befitting of MUSCLEBEASTS.
You are often the subject of STREET BRAWLS and the victim of BULLIES who are STRONGER THAN YOU. You often lose teeth because of your misfortune.